Launch a token →
fair launch · bonding curve · graduate to dex

LAUNCH YOUR
MEME. RIDE
THE CURVE.
GRADUATE.

The chunkiest, most cartoon-brained launchpad on-chain. No seed, no rug knobs — just a bonding curve, a rocket, and vibes. Ship a token in under 60 seconds.

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1,247
tokens launched
183
graduated
$4.2M
total volume
Wild cartoon rocket bursting through a lime green portal
degen only
NGMI? WAGMI.
// how the machine works

Three steps. No suits.

01

Cook the idea

Name it, ticker it, meme-image it. No KYC, no lawyer, no permission. Deploy contract in under a minute.

02

Ride the curve

Fair-launch bonding curve. Early apes get cheap bags, later apes push the price. Zero pre-mine, zero sniper allocations.

03

Graduate to DEX

Hit the bonding threshold and your token auto-migrates to a Uniswap v2 pool with locked LP. Full send from here.

// live in the arena

Fresh launches

NIG Launchpad mascot: chunky cartoon pug-ape with pixel crown
// meet the ceo

PUGZILLA
says send it.

He wears the crown. He calls the shots. He has never, not once, sold the top. Follow his signals at your own peril.

Ape with Pugzilla
// the map

Roadmap (draft, will change, cope)

  1. Q3

    Contracts live · Bonding curve v1

    Factory + curve deployed. Zero-seed launches open. Basic browse + trade UI.

  2. Q4

    Graduation + DEX migration

    Auto-graduate to Uniswap v2 pool with locked LP. Trending algo, KOL leaderboard, referral kickbacks.

  3. Q1

    Terminal + wallet vibes

    Pro trading UI with hotkeys, PnL, watchlists. Multi-wallet support. On-chain leaderboard for top launchers.

  4. Q2

    NIG token + revenue share

    Launchpad protocol token. Buy-and-burn from platform fees. Fee rebates for holders.

Ready to
send it?

Free to launch. 1% fee on curve trades. 1.5% on graduation. That's it. No hidden multipliers.

Launch a token → * App coming online. DM the mascot for early access.
What's a bonding curve, in one sentence?

Price goes up as more people buy, down as they sell — no order book, no LP needed at launch.

How do tokens "graduate"?

When the curve hits its funding target, we take the collected ETH + the leftover tokens and seed a Uniswap v2 pool. LP tokens get locked. Trading moves off the curve, onto the DEX.

Do you take a dev cut?

Nope. Zero pre-mine, zero team allocation. The launchpad only earns from swap fees.

Is this financial advice?

Bro. Look at the mascot.